1 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:03,106 - Where's the girl? 2 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:04,245 - What girl? 3 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,384 - Where's the girl? 4 00:00:05,419 --> 00:00:06,420 - What girl? 5 00:00:06,454 --> 00:00:08,663 I really don't know what you're talking about. 6 00:00:08,698 --> 00:00:11,183 - How come we found one of her shoes up your chimney 7 00:00:11,218 --> 00:00:12,253 and there's a lock of her hair in 8 00:00:12,288 --> 00:00:13,254 your top pocket. 9 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:16,740 - I've never seen this before! 10 00:00:16,775 --> 00:00:18,190 Oh, please make this stop. 11 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:20,503 - I ain't even started, chief. 12 00:00:20,537 --> 00:00:23,057 I'll hollow you out like a fuckin' Toby jug. 13 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,507 Where's the girl? 14 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:25,370 - Alright! 15 00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:26,819 I'll say anything! 16 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:27,786 Please stop. 17 00:00:29,443 --> 00:00:32,342 - And that's just one of the things policemen do all day. 18 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:34,689 Thank you very much indeed Mr. Milsom, 19 00:00:34,724 --> 00:00:35,656 for helping us. 20 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:38,210 Now, who wants to see how we fish opium 21 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:40,316 out of sailors' arseholes? 22 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:48,082 - London fog, tuppence a jar! 23 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:51,603 London fog, tuppence a jar! 24 00:00:53,605 --> 00:00:54,571 - Horrible murders! 25 00:00:54,606 --> 00:00:57,505 Fuckin' pictures and everything! 26 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,334 Oi! 27 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:00,129 They're a penny each ya thieving. 28 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:00,888 God bless ya sir. 29 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,760 - Whatever is that smell? 30 00:01:10,794 --> 00:01:13,107 On the happy sauce already are we, Rabbit? 31 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:15,213 Trying to stop the voices in your head? 32 00:01:15,247 --> 00:01:18,388 "I'm the old lady they found in three suitcases. 33 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:20,908 "Why didn't you save me, Rabbit?" 34 00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:24,567 "I'm the flower girl what got dismembered in the alleyway." 35 00:01:24,601 --> 00:01:25,395 - Rabbit! 36 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,293 My office. 37 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:27,328 Now! 38 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:29,158 - It's funny, Tanner, your mates reckon that 39 00:01:29,192 --> 00:01:31,505 hat makes you look like an arsehole. 40 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:34,749 I reckon it suits ya. 41 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:36,510 - What did you say? 42 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:37,856 - You 'eard. 43 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:42,826 - What the cocker dick goes through your head? 44 00:01:42,861 --> 00:01:43,517 What happened? 45 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,207 - What? 46 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:44,932 - Shut your pipe! 47 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:48,418 You put a teacher in hospital, ya div. 48 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:50,317 This came today. 49 00:01:50,351 --> 00:01:51,387 Know what it is? 50 00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:52,767 - I don't know, a letter? 51 00:01:53,872 --> 00:01:56,323 - "Dear Inspector Rabbit. 52 00:01:56,357 --> 00:01:58,911 "Your visit yesterday really inspired me. 53 00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:01,914 "When I grow up I want to kick wrong-uns in the bollocks 54 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:03,537 "then string the wankers up." 55 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:04,848 Signed Lilly, aged nine. 56 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:06,816 Nine! 57 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:09,819 - Just working together for a safer city. 58 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:12,442 - You've made me look a proper tit! 59 00:02:12,477 --> 00:02:14,203 Remember who wipes your arse. 60 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:16,274 In you come, lad. 61 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:21,486 - Who the fuck is that? 62 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,695 - I need you to pay the game, Rabbit. 63 00:02:23,729 --> 00:02:24,937 So you're getting a partner. 64 00:02:24,972 --> 00:02:26,974 - Sergeant Wilbur Strauss. 65 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:27,837 Delighted to meet you, sir. 66 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:28,803 - I bet you are, boy. 67 00:02:28,838 --> 00:02:29,942 I don't want a partner. 68 00:02:29,977 --> 00:02:31,634 - He's from Cambridge. 69 00:02:31,668 --> 00:02:33,463 Top of his year in criminology. 70 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:34,568 - Full disclosure. 71 00:02:34,602 --> 00:02:36,017 I also came bottom. 72 00:02:36,052 --> 00:02:37,881 It's a brand new course you see, 73 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:38,779 I was the only one in the class. 74 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:39,676 - You've got something on your shirt. 75 00:02:39,711 --> 00:02:40,919 - Have I, oh, damn. 76 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,162 - Even fell for that old cack. 77 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:45,234 - I want you to stick to this boy like shit to a blanket 78 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:46,649 or you're out on the cobbles. 79 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:48,444 - Father, you forgot your sandwiches. 80 00:02:48,478 --> 00:02:50,342 And did I get the job? 81 00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:54,001 - Mabel, darlin', a woman can't be police. 82 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:56,417 - When you adopted me you said you wanted the best for me. 83 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:58,385 - I was mainly talking about hats. 84 00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:01,042 - If a woman can be a nurse or a novelist 85 00:03:01,077 --> 00:03:03,321 then why can't she find the stolen jewels 86 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:06,013 or drown a nonce because a trial's too good for him? 87 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:07,601 - Because it's never been done. 88 00:03:07,635 --> 00:03:10,259 And for other socio-economic reasons. 89 00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:12,571 - The only opportunity for a young woman in this field 90 00:03:12,606 --> 00:03:14,677 is strangled girl in fog. 91 00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:15,781 I'm aiming higher. 92 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:19,302 I'm gonna be the first female copper, or fopper, 93 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,787 or ladyfilth, or... 94 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:22,650 - Bacon dolly. 95 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:23,513 - Femi-plod? 96 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:25,377 - Shut ya holes! 97 00:03:25,412 --> 00:03:26,654 - We've not been introduced. 98 00:03:26,689 --> 00:03:27,897 I'm Strauss, the new police chap. 99 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:28,932 - Fuck off. 100 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,762 - Watch your sauce box, madam. 101 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:32,591 And be off with ya. 102 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:37,286 - Kids today? 103 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:37,976 - Aye. 104 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,253 And this one's yours. 105 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:39,978 Now skedaddle. 106 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:46,674 - This is so exciting. 107 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:49,298 I'd only ever read about the East End in pamphlets. 108 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:51,472 It truly is the gateway to Sodom. 109 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:52,335 Ooh, a pub. 110 00:03:53,336 --> 00:03:54,510 Is this our first case? 111 00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:55,856 The case of the pub? 112 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:56,926 - Back already, Rabbit? 113 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,445 What you having? 114 00:03:58,479 --> 00:03:59,549 The gin's literally blinding, 115 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:00,861 you'd better take it with a mixer. 116 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:02,414 - I'll have a whisky, Gwen. 117 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:03,760 - What about your fancy pal? 118 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:04,761 - He'll have the same. 119 00:04:04,796 --> 00:04:06,625 Gwen, why is there a sewing machine hanging 120 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:07,557 from your roof? 121 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:09,594 - It's a push-bike, you mutton button. 122 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:10,664 It's a talking point. 123 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:12,459 Makes the place nice. 124 00:04:12,493 --> 00:04:13,529 - I bet it does, gal. 125 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:21,330 - I have to say, Mr. Rabbit, 126 00:04:21,364 --> 00:04:22,779 I'm having the most tremendous time. 127 00:04:22,814 --> 00:04:24,781 - You ain't cut out for this are you, boy? 128 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:26,024 I'd quit while you can. 129 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,128 - Quit? 130 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:30,546 You and I are working together for a safer city. 131 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:33,756 - This city is a rat eating its own babies. 132 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,965 Babies made of shit. 133 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:38,726 And once it's eaten its own shit babies, 134 00:04:39,658 --> 00:04:41,902 it shits them out again, and then it noshes 'em. 135 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:46,078 And that goes on and on until the sun turns cold 136 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:48,322 and the sea goes back up into the sky. 137 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:53,603 - How come you've only got one eyebrow? 138 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:55,502 - The dog chewed it off last year. 139 00:04:56,848 --> 00:04:57,849 - Murder! 140 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,644 Horrible murder! 141 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:00,886 - Good. 142 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:06,858 - Get out the way, for health reasons. 143 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,584 By that I mean if you don't, I'll kill ya. 144 00:05:08,618 --> 00:05:09,688 Get out the way. 145 00:05:13,071 --> 00:05:14,348 What's going on here, fish-face? 146 00:05:14,383 --> 00:05:15,556 - Found her in a river. 147 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:16,592 She drowned. 148 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,766 - Well, not before someone shot her. 149 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,354 - She's very beautiful. 150 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:21,321 - She's dead, mate. 151 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,149 You can't say shit like that when a bird's 152 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:23,392 around being dead. 153 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:24,531 - Excuse me. 154 00:05:24,565 --> 00:05:25,359 Excuse me, please. 155 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:26,153 Okay, what have we got? 156 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:27,534 - None of your biz. 157 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:28,914 Just some old docker bloke. 158 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:31,123 - It's another young women, isn't it? 159 00:05:31,158 --> 00:05:33,816 Can't you cockneys be a bit more original? 160 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:36,957 - Stand aside, under-class wretches. 161 00:05:36,991 --> 00:05:38,821 Tanner of the Yard is here. 162 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,374 - Why don't you bugger off, Tanner. 163 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:41,410 I've got this. 164 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:42,721 - Oh, yes? 165 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:45,586 Like all those other cases he failed to solve, 166 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:47,519 ladies and gentlemen, because he was so 167 00:05:47,554 --> 00:05:51,523 tit-ripped on booze he couldn't tell his arse 168 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:53,214 from a hole in the ground. 169 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:56,873 Better leave this to the real police. 170 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,636 All gathered here, pray silence 171 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:03,466 that I may solve this mystery. 172 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:11,578 - Fuck's sake. 173 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:12,544 - Seconded. 174 00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:18,930 - That's it. 175 00:06:18,964 --> 00:06:21,691 The victim wore blue gloves. 176 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:24,625 That man over there has a blue hat. 177 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:29,699 Blue and blue. 178 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:30,838 The connection's clear. 179 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:33,979 You, sir are the murderer. 180 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:37,051 - Hang on. 181 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:38,915 No, wait. 182 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,503 - They won't fall for that. 183 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:42,643 I've heard Londoners are famous for their savvy. 184 00:06:42,678 --> 00:06:44,507 - Three cheers for Inspector Tanner. 185 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,197 Hip-hip. 186 00:06:45,232 --> 00:06:46,060 - Hooray. 187 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:47,476 - Hip-hip! - Hooray. 188 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:48,994 - Hip-hip. - Hooray. 189 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,514 - Don't touch me. 190 00:06:51,549 --> 00:06:52,550 - My hands are tied, Rabbit. 191 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:55,035 "Killer In Blue Caught By Boys In The Above." 192 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:56,174 The papers love it. 193 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,486 - Okay. 194 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,279 But the wrong man's gonna swing, sir. 195 00:06:58,314 --> 00:06:59,108 Give me two days. 196 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:00,868 I'll bring him in by his ball sac. 197 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,767 - The case is solved, Rabbit. 198 00:07:02,801 --> 00:07:03,733 So drop it. 199 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:05,942 And remember who wipes your arse. 200 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:07,012 - Does he actually? 201 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:07,875 - No. 202 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:08,945 I think it's a northern expression. 203 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:09,774 Can you stop saying it? 204 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:11,810 - I shall say what I bloody like. 205 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:13,087 Now move! 206 00:07:17,091 --> 00:07:18,576 - Good day, officer. 207 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,578 Sir Giles Linley, standing for re-election 208 00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:21,924 as your Member of Parliament. 209 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:24,478 You've caught a right ugly brute there. 210 00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:25,893 Where can I find your Inspector? 211 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:27,964 I'm here donating books to the inmates. 212 00:07:27,999 --> 00:07:29,000 Improves them. 213 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:31,761 What do you think for this repulsive savage? 214 00:07:31,796 --> 00:07:34,902 I've got "Amputation: The Cure For Masturbation" 215 00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:37,802 or "Do Irishmen Have Souls?" 216 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,976 The twist is they do. 217 00:07:40,011 --> 00:07:40,977 - But he's-- - Illiterate? 218 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:41,702 I'm surprised. 219 00:07:41,737 --> 00:07:43,911 He probably eats with his feet. 220 00:07:43,946 --> 00:07:45,119 What happened to his eyebrow? 221 00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:46,604 - His dog chewed it off last Christmas? 222 00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:48,260 - Is that a fact? 223 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:49,572 Look at his skull. 224 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:50,884 Criminal bone structure. 225 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:53,058 A swirling vortex of lust and rage which, 226 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:54,853 judging by the look on his face, 227 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:57,960 has damaged his brain, rendering him mute. 228 00:07:57,994 --> 00:07:58,926 What's he called? 229 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:01,170 - I'm called Detective Inspector Rabbit. 230 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:05,001 - We, we thank you for your, for your service. 231 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:11,836 - What are we doing? 232 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:14,528 - If anyone asks, we're snoring in our beds. 233 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,805 - Which one's the beautiful maiden? 234 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,151 - You can't be saying shit like that about 235 00:08:17,186 --> 00:08:18,290 the dead birds. 236 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:20,154 - But you have to admit it, sir, she is adorable. 237 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:21,259 - She was adorable. 238 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,192 I won't fuckin' tell you again. 239 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:25,712 'Ere we go. 240 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:28,542 Give me a hand. 241 00:08:30,164 --> 00:08:32,063 - Good lord, I can see her mcfuffies. 242 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:33,271 Do excuse me, madam. 243 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,687 And we've revealed her lady pantry. 244 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,240 - Help me turn her over. 245 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:41,866 - Her Dutch dumplings. 246 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,143 Heaven take me. 247 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:44,765 Inspector Rabbit, I fear the devil has entered my britches. 248 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,111 - A second bullet hole. 249 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:47,699 That's a bit bloody odd. 250 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,739 - Whoever you are, you wanna step out now 251 00:08:52,773 --> 00:08:55,776 or I'll smack your head so hard they'll find it on 252 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,571 the fuckin' moon. 253 00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:58,296 The moon! 254 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:02,714 Oh, Mabel, what are you doing? 255 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:04,682 - I'm solving this crime because, unlike you, 256 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:05,993 I won't spunk it up a wall. 257 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:07,305 - Watch ya gob. - You have a very fruity 258 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,548 mouth for a lady. 259 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,757 - I'm not the one with an erection, Sergeant Fucksicle. 260 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:12,759 They shot her twice. 261 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:13,725 - I just said that. 262 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,588 - Checked her clothes? 263 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:15,693 - In my own time. 264 00:09:15,727 --> 00:09:16,556 - Sorry, luv. 265 00:09:18,765 --> 00:09:19,662 - I know what that is. 266 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,422 It's one of those little round things 267 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:22,907 for the ladies' toilet money. 268 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:23,770 - A compact for make-up. 269 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:25,116 - A compact for make-up! 270 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,600 - This symbol could be a clue. 271 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:27,705 - I doubt it. 272 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:28,740 - Don't mind me having it then. 273 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:29,603 That's mine. 274 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:30,328 - It's police evidence. 275 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,156 Now bugger off. 276 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:33,089 - I'm buggering nowhere. 277 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:35,782 - What time does that library open, boy? 278 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,646 We should go and find out what this symbol means. 279 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,130 - If anyone's going to the library it's me. 280 00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:40,131 - Just you try. 281 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,581 - Just you try and stop me. 282 00:09:44,445 --> 00:09:45,274 - We didn't stop her. 283 00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:46,137 - I know. 284 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,069 I was mugging her off. 285 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,795 - Of course you were. 286 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,797 - We, my boy, are off to the slums. 287 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:51,798 - The what? 288 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,214 - That rancid shit-pit, syphilitic crap-hole 289 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:56,803 known as a Lime-house! 290 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:58,425 - Fantastic. 291 00:09:58,459 --> 00:09:59,426 - Lungs. 292 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,048 Buy your lungs. 293 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,256 - This place is extraordinary. 294 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,673 Does it always smell like this? 295 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,226 - Ooh, I'll have a garden salad. 296 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,676 Yes. 297 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,470 No, no, it's a treat day, I'll have jam squares. 298 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:10,955 - Absolutely, Mr. Merrick. 299 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,197 I'll get some pronto. 300 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:15,407 - Stare all you like, but it'll cost you three pence. 301 00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:17,237 Merrick don't freak for free. 302 00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:18,272 - I'm dreadfully sorry, sir. 303 00:10:18,307 --> 00:10:19,170 I really didn't-- - Joe, I need you to take 304 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,033 a shifty at something. 305 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,206 - He saved my life once. 306 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,761 I was set upon and nearly killed by a cruel 307 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,038 and vicious mob. 308 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,798 Afterwards I said to him, "Rabbit," 309 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:30,146 I said "if ever you need any help, 310 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:32,493 "come and see the elephant." 311 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,461 But he's been pushing it, haven't you, luv? 312 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:35,324 - Nonsense. 313 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:36,152 He loves it. 314 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,084 We go way back. 315 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,845 - I've travelled the world, young man. 316 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:41,779 Five stars in The New York Times! 317 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:45,472 If you see one hideous deformity this year-- 318 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:46,749 - You've clearly done very well on it. 319 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:48,509 Good living suits you, sir. 320 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,063 - What do you make of this? 321 00:10:50,097 --> 00:10:52,272 - It's called a compact. - Oh, I know, duckie. 322 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:55,724 Solid silver. 323 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:56,794 Worth a pretty penny. 324 00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:58,105 - Yeah, what about the symbol? 325 00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,244 - Jam squares, Mr. Merrick. 326 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,107 - Oh! 327 00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:01,764 Thank you, dear. 328 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:02,489 Blackcurrant! 329 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:04,215 What the hell have you done? 330 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:07,977 I am terribly sorry, boys. 331 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,116 - It's quite alright. 332 00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:10,186 - We've, we've eaten. 333 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,394 - Your young freaks, they think they don't have 334 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:12,948 to put in the graft. 335 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:13,949 Well you do! 336 00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:18,885 Hmm, I don't know what this is. 337 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:23,510 But, yes, this is theatrical. 338 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,864 There's only one outfit in town uses make-up this cheap. 339 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:35,936 Go here. 340 00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:39,112 And Rabbit, my debt's paid. 341 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:41,390 - Well, your debt's paid when I say it's paid. 342 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,806 And the sooner you get that into your massive head 343 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:45,394 the better for everyone. 344 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:46,636 I mean believe me, I wouldn't intentionally 345 00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:49,778 mock your appearance, but your head is fucking massive. 346 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,963 He doesn't mind. 347 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,279 Ah, I know this gaff. 348 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:09,936 It's one of them Peep Holes. 349 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:10,764 - I beg your pardon? 350 00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:11,489 - A Peep Hole. 351 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,352 A Tom Shop. 352 00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:14,181 Knock-knock-hide-yer-cock. 353 00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,320 Somewhere you go to see a bit of Jack 'n' Danny, 354 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,977 and maybe a broom handle if it tickles your pickles. 355 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,082 - It all sounds very creative, Inspector, 356 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:19,428 but I'm not sure-- - Erotic cabaret. 357 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:20,498 - Oh, I see. 358 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,741 - Total filth they say. 359 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,088 - Shall we just go in and arrest everyone straightaway? 360 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:25,054 - We could do. 361 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,849 Or we could watch the whole show first. 362 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:27,677 - For clues? 363 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:28,886 - Now you're talking my language. 364 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:29,749 Hah! 365 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,168 - Do you like it? 366 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,031 - Oh, yeah. 367 00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:37,273 That is so good. 368 00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:39,344 - Would you like to see my other ankle? 369 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:45,454 - Oh, yeah. 370 00:12:45,488 --> 00:12:46,351 That is good. 371 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:47,905 - Do you like it? 372 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:49,354 - I do like it. 373 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:50,355 It's so good. 374 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:53,048 - Do you want to see the first ankle again? 375 00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:54,497 - Thram's for this knob whack? 376 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,227 This is bollocks, it's usually much better than this. 377 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,125 - Do you like it? - What do you mean? 378 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:02,885 - Well, they get in the raw for a start. 379 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,990 - The what? 380 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,025 - I'm gonna jump up. 381 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,475 Just do exactly what I say. 382 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:09,961 - One, expect very bad word of mouth. 383 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,861 Two, we're the Met and you're fucking nicked. 384 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:13,758 - I'll cover the stairs, guv. 385 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,484 - Nobody move, unless you're putting 386 00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:16,899 your Hamptons away. 387 00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:19,453 Put that away, me old mate. 388 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,627 Stop! 389 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:21,490 Sit down. 390 00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,389 What's your name? 391 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,875 - Claudette Giscard-d'estang-pamplemo use-allouette. 392 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:27,910 - Bloody Nora. 393 00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:30,016 I'll just call you French Lady. 394 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,293 Who is this? 395 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,501 - Edith Bates. 396 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:35,297 She's in the show, but we haven't seen her for a week. 397 00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,298 - I have seen her. 398 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,920 - Thank God. 399 00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:39,404 - She is dead. 400 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:43,098 I probably should have started with that. 401 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,031 - I can't believe she's gone. 402 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:47,999 She could do anything. 403 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:51,589 Bored housewife, naughty housewife. 404 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,866 Limitless range. 405 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:58,044 - Right, tell me, who would want Edith out of the picture? 406 00:13:58,078 --> 00:13:59,459 - All she had was admirers. 407 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:07,122 Some are 408 00:14:07,156 --> 00:14:09,849 - Does that mean they're here this evening? 409 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:13,473 Alright Baz. 410 00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:16,614 Of course it is. 411 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,685 Oi, I told you to put that away. 412 00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:21,619 Hold your 'orses. 413 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:25,278 - Murder. 414 00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,417 Horrible murder. 415 00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,143 - Get out the way. 416 00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:29,075 - So sorry. 417 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:32,906 - You! 418 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,012 Oi! 419 00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,289 Stay where you are. 420 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:54,652 - Inspector. 421 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,102 - I need you to punch me in the chest, boy. 422 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:56,965 - Punch you? 423 00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,276 - Me jam tart's stopped. 424 00:14:58,311 --> 00:14:59,243 Come on, you wally. 425 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,389 Yeah, yeah, it's going again. 426 00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:10,633 - It's a dead end. 427 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,912 - Hold still, you bastard! 428 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:17,330 - You're gonna pull through. 429 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,607 - He's dead. 430 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,160 - You're not gonna pull through. 431 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,679 I'm sorry if I misled you. 432 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,164 - Whoever did this ain't got far. 433 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:28,755 - French Lady. 434 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,966 - We can't arrest you if you keep running. 435 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:37,522 - Well? 436 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:38,385 - We've got a suspect. 437 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,248 - Name? 438 00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:40,146 - French Lady. 439 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,010 She's in the same show as Edith. 440 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:43,804 French gets jealous so she kills her. 441 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:46,462 Then she offs the vicar 'cause he knows it. 442 00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:48,533 - One thing doesn't add up. 443 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:49,465 - What? 444 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,743 - You, you leg of fuck-wit ham. 445 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,159 I told you to leave it. 446 00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:54,746 - She'll kill again, Wisbech. 447 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:55,816 She's got the taste. 448 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,094 The taste! 449 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,406 - Them upstairs, they wanna let this lie. 450 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:02,168 - If you want me to stop you'll have to fire me. 451 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,998 - Rabbit, I've wiped your arse for long enough, 452 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,069 but no matter how many times I wipe, 453 00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:08,760 you can't keep a clean crack. 454 00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:10,590 - Can you please stop saying that. 455 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,212 - You leave me with no choice. 456 00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:14,628 You've nowhere left to run. 457 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:18,563 Rabbit. 458 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,324 - Well don't fire Strauss, he's a good boy. 459 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:21,394 He tried to stop me. 460 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:22,360 - I certainly did not. 461 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:24,397 I supported you at every turn. 462 00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,225 - You tit. 463 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,157 - Oh, tit. 464 00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:27,538 - Rabbit, you are fired from the Met. 465 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:30,782 Strauss, you are demoted to missing cats. 466 00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:31,818 Give me your guns. 467 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,339 And the rest. 468 00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:44,141 Bloody Nora! 469 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:47,282 - Inspector, Inspector, don't go. 470 00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,042 I, I've got so much to learn from you. 471 00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:50,492 - I've got nothing to offer you boy, 472 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,390 but pain and poison. 473 00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:55,324 - He'll have drunk himself to death by midnight, 474 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:58,569 and there is nothing a stray pube like you can do about it. 475 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,883 Why don't you go back to your mummy, little boy, 476 00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,610 'cause you're well out of your league here. 477 00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:20,694 - Gwendoline! 478 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:24,353 - You've had enough whisky, Rabbit. 479 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,528 Have a run to take the edge off. 480 00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:27,598 - Oi, eyebrow! 481 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,395 - You think I'm funny, do you? 482 00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:35,640 Well how funny am I now? 483 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,343 - Oi, that's mine, you cheeky-- 484 00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:56,247 Alright, girl. 485 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,455 - Keep still. 486 00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:00,217 The last time I'm patching you up. 487 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,080 - Marry me. 488 00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:03,427 - Stop it. 489 00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:04,359 - I say. 490 00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:05,843 - Oh, alright, boy. 491 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:06,947 Come and have a drink. 492 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:08,466 - There's no time, sir. 493 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,262 I swiped your weapons from the station. 494 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:12,608 And some extra ones. 495 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:13,644 - Bloody hell. 496 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:14,541 You've gone rogue. 497 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,164 You may look like a ghostie's dolly, 498 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,130 but you're a good boy. 499 00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,373 - This is big. 500 00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:19,408 Bigger than all of us. 501 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:21,307 I am not exaggerating when I say that I have 502 00:18:21,341 --> 00:18:22,929 blown the lid off all crime. 503 00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:23,654 - At the library? 504 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,897 - Look what I found, choir boy. 505 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,692 I took this book from the reference section. 506 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:28,417 - You stole it? 507 00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,867 - From the reference section? 508 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,800 - Well, sometimes coppers have to break the rules. 509 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,182 The symbol on the compact is hundreds of years old. 510 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:36,287 I think it's the sign of a criminal society 511 00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:38,427 so secret nobody knows its name. 512 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:39,532 - Good effort. 513 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:40,912 But bullshit. 514 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:41,810 - Inspector Rabbit and I deduced 515 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:42,707 it was the French Lady that did it. 516 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,951 - It looks like women can be killers. 517 00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:45,814 - But it wasn't her. 518 00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:47,195 - She's got the taste! 519 00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:49,576 We need to find her before she kills again. 520 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,959 - Or performs any more piss poor erotica. 521 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:54,133 Both unforgivable. 522 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,722 - I care about people, especially the hardworking ones. 523 00:18:57,757 --> 00:19:00,000 I would like nothing more than to see a London-- 524 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,036 - Oh, not him again. 525 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,934 Get out the way, we've got a murderer to catch. 526 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:04,419 - And fairer for everyone. 527 00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:06,628 - The next Prime Minister they say. 528 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:07,629 - God 'elp us. 529 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:10,459 - I will improve the lot of every man here, 530 00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:12,806 and if there's a bit of time at the end of the day, 531 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,429 I'll improve the lot of some of the women. 532 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:17,535 Inspector. 533 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,986 I fear I made quite a fool of myself yesterday. 534 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,471 What say we shake hands and forget all about it. 535 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,652 - What's up with you? 536 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,999 are you trying to mouth the word symbol? 537 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,034 What does she mean? 538 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:35,243 - No, no, no. 539 00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:36,278 No. 540 00:19:36,313 --> 00:19:37,762 - Why are you mouthing the word symbol, dear? 541 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,006 Ah! 542 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,663 That's the same symbol that's on that compact. 543 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:42,767 - Yes. 544 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:44,976 - What's your game, Gunga Din? 545 00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,599 - That's just the old family crest. 546 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,877 I'm sorry, gentlemen, I feel the call of nature. 547 00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:49,947 - You need the toilet, do you? 548 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:50,948 - Well, indeed. 549 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,743 - Sir Giles Linley, you've got the right to 550 00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:53,709 a bunch of . 551 00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:54,779 Anyway, do you want to nick him? 552 00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:55,953 - Can I? 553 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,438 Sir, now if you would like to turn around while I... 554 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,337 - Oh, wow! 555 00:20:00,371 --> 00:20:01,303 After him! 556 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,305 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 557 00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,824 It's gone again! 558 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:05,790 - We need transportation. 559 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:06,964 If you wouldn't mind, would you restart 560 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,276 the inspector's jam tart. 561 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,622 - Come on! 562 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,796 Now, girl. - Okay, okay, ready? 563 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:15,386 - Oi! 564 00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:16,974 What the bleedin' hell do you think you're doing? 565 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,941 - Madam, I'm commandeering your talking point. 566 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,909 - Whoa 567 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:21,772 Where do I sit? 568 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:24,361 How does it work? 569 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:25,707 - I think it's to do with the foot pistons. 570 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:26,846 - What? 571 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,709 - He's heading to the docks. 572 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:28,951 - Come on boy, to the docks. 573 00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,024 Fuckin' thing doesn't work. 574 00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:34,681 - Jesus! - Come on! 575 00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,719 - Fucking skirts! 576 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:43,552 - Sir Giles, we can't arrest you if you keep running. 577 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,970 - Show yourself Linley or make a noise by mistake. 578 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:50,110 - I think I've found him, sir. 579 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:51,457 - Drop it. 580 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,113 - I want passage to South America. 581 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:54,322 - Don't be a fool, Linley. 582 00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:56,116 - Yeah, come on Linley, don't be a cunt. 583 00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:57,014 - From a lady! - Oi, language. 584 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,843 - You watch your gob. 585 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,673 - I didn't want to kill Edith. 586 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,124 I fell in love with her at the cabaret. 587 00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:05,816 Gave her love tokens. 588 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,025 She could do anything. 589 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,648 Bored housewife, naughty housewife. 590 00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:15,515 I proposed, but so did the vicar. 591 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,966 We fought a duel for her hand. 592 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,416 She tried to stop us. 593 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,695 - Bloody men. 594 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,594 - We threw the body in the Thames. 595 00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:29,149 But I couldn't trust the vicar to keep his mouth shut. 596 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,081 - It's over Linley. 597 00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:30,944 - She's right. 598 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,567 - I will not be arrested by a woman. 599 00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:33,878 - I'm arresting you. 600 00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:36,812 And I won't tell you again, you posh cock, drop it. 601 00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:38,366 - And if I don't? 602 00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,060 - Skull of an ugly brute, eh? 603 00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:45,511 Well, how's that, you bastard? 604 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:47,133 You took a bullet for me today, boy. 605 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:47,961 - Any time. 606 00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:50,136 Working together for a safer city. 607 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:51,379 - Who are the society? 608 00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:52,483 Tell us. 609 00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:54,105 - There's no such thing. 610 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,072 - No! 611 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,143 - Out of bullets. 612 00:21:57,177 --> 00:21:58,006 That's embarrassing. 613 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,008 - It's alright, try mine. 614 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:00,871 - Thank you. 615 00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,736 - Ooh! 616 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:05,047 Fucking hell. 617 00:22:05,082 --> 00:22:05,979 - Yeah, yeah. 618 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:09,017 That, that's exactly where I wanted it. 619 00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,433 - So Claudette followed us to warn us about Linley, 620 00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,159 but when she saw the dead vicar she panicked. 621 00:22:13,193 --> 00:22:14,471 - Very good, Strauss. 622 00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:16,576 I'm getting out my loose ends book. 623 00:22:16,611 --> 00:22:18,785 I'm writing tied up. 624 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:21,409 - And as I helped solve it I assume that I get 625 00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:23,065 to be the first official fopper. 626 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:23,928 - Fillyfuzz. 627 00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:25,067 - Bobby-dolly. 628 00:22:25,102 --> 00:22:27,518 No, no, sweetness, you know I'd do anything for you, 629 00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:30,866 anything, but it's never gonna happen. 630 00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:33,179 And what about that secret society carry on? 631 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:34,007 - Total bollocks. 632 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,112 - Absolute bullshit. 633 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:40,220 Can I just say I've had the most incredible time. 634 00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:41,118 - Good boy. 635 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,568 Come on then, Mabel. 636 00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:44,190 You may not be a fopper yet, 637 00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:45,881 but I'll let you walk down the street with us. 638 00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:46,813 - Wow. 639 00:22:46,848 --> 00:22:48,539 What an amazing reward. 640 00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:49,644 - I know. 641 00:22:49,678 --> 00:22:51,611 But I go in the middle. 642 00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:54,683 - Mud. 643 00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:55,546 Shit and mud. 644 00:22:55,581 --> 00:22:57,376 Mud and shit for a penny. 645 00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:11,873 I see them. 646 00:23:13,046 --> 00:23:14,703 - Good. 647 00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:17,810 Have them followed and then have them killed.